Tiny Tale: Unacceptable Candidates

Satan frowned.
"This latest batch of demons is very poor Dagon."
"I know sir, getting good staff is difficult."
"But evil? they don’t even look scary."
"Oh you’d surprised what they can do Sir. That one top left? Once kept a mortal on hold for 2 hours."

Satan nodded impressed.

“And owl face bottom middle?”

“Oh he’s a really cruel one sir. He’d tell mortals he was going to transfer them to another department but really he’d cut them off.”

“Alright I’ll give them a try.”