Sci-Fi Friday: The Thrombolian

“Sir, the Thrombolian Diplomat is here to see you.”

“Oh crap, Number 1. Tell him I’m in a meeting or something?”

“Sir, he’s travelled 20 light years to see you.”

“Number 1 Thrombolians excrete from the top of their heads. At random. In spurts. I have walnut panelling in my meeting room.”

“Sir, he’s behind me…”

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Darren is a short story and novella writer. He likes tall tales that have humour and heart. He’ll occasionally bring you poetry and financial blog posts.

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Darren is a short story and novella writer. He likes tall tales that have humour and heart. He’ll occasionally bring you poetry and financial blog posts.

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