Sci-Fi Friday: The Thrombolian
Apr 1, 2022
“Sir, the Thrombolian Diplomat is here to see you.”
“Oh crap, Number 1. Tell him I’m in a meeting or something?”
“Sir, he’s travelled 20 light years to see you.”
“Number 1 Thrombolians excrete from the top of their heads. At random. In spurts. I have walnut panelling in my meeting room.”
“Sir, he’s behind me…”