Fiction — Dave & Vinny: Twisted Arias of Twilight
Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse Pub.
“Twisted arias of twilight?”
“I’m afraid so Vinny.”
“So this is a long musical version of that watered down vampire claptrap?”
“Sadly yes. It’s proving popular with the TikTok generation.”
“Lords preserve our culture. I need another beer.”