Fiction — Dave & Vinny: DWP

Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse Pub

“Dave those tax people are odious gits.”
Vinny sipped his pint.
“I’d not trust them for a second.’
Dave sipped his pint.
“You know what DWP stands for?”
“No mate what.’
“Devious Wee Pr*cks.”
“Sounds about right. Another beer?”
“Be rude not to.”

(Author’s Note for non-UK followers: DWP in the UK is the Department of Work and Pensions)