Dave & Vinny: Whelve!
Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse Pub.
“Ken called you a what Dave?”
“A whelve.”
“What is a whelve?”
“I have no clue Vinny. It sounds like something from the middle ages.”
“Dude, if you’ve got Ken speaking old English you’ve REALLY pissed him off.”
“Doesn’t take much, breathing, moving.”