Dave & Vinny: Up the Creek WITH A Paddle

Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse Pub.

The pub rocked with an unearthly racket.

“Dave, what the bloody hell is that noise?”

“Up the creek WITH a paddle.”

“What?”

“Ken is playing his grandson’s new EP. That’s what it’s called.”

Vinny crossed himself, “Lord preserve us.”

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Darren is a short story and novella writer. He likes tall tales that have humour and heart. He’ll occasionally bring you poetry and financial blog posts.

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