Dave & Vinny: Show & Tell

Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse Pub.

“It was horrible Dave. Toothless Maureen. She beckoned me over and said she’d show me her tits for a quid.”

Vinny sipped his pint.

“What did you do?”

“What could I do? I said I’d be wanting 99p change and legged it.”

Dave laughed and sipped his pint.