Dave & Vinny: Show & Tell
Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse Pub.
“It was horrible Dave. Toothless Maureen. She beckoned me over and said she’d show me her tits for a quid.”
Vinny sipped his pint.
“What did you do?”
“What could I do? I said I’d be wanting 99p change and legged it.”
Dave laughed and sipped his pint.