Dave & Vinny: Sex & Sausages

Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse Pub.

“Dave I can’t help but notice you’re distracted tonight.”

“What gave it away Vin?”

Vinny sipped his pint then thought a moment.

“Well there were several tell tale signs. The muttering, staring into the middle distance and most disturbing of all…”


“I offered to buy you a pint three times and you didn’t hear me. For the love of all that is holy what is wrong my friend?”



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Diversified Writer

Diversified Writer


Darren is a short story and novella writer. He likes tall tales that have humour and heart. He’ll occasionally bring you poetry and financial blog posts.