Dave & Vinny: Pustule

Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse Pub

“I won’t have a bad word said about Ken!”

“Vinny, you’re usually at the front of the queue to diss our favourite barman.”

“That’s just banter.”

“Banter? You said he was a pustule on the scrotum of the foulest demon in hades.”

“That’s me being affectionate.”