Dave & Vinny: Only Fans

Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse Pub.

“Dave, I’m thinking of making an Only Fans account.”
Vinny sipped his pint.
“Oh yeah? Do you think you’d get much interest Vinny.?”
Dave sipped his pint.
“Well I could do a bit of DIY get all sweaty and sit with my top off and a beer in an allotment shed and film it.”
“Two things with that. Firstly, you don’t do DIY secondly you don’t have a shed or allotment.”
“Fair point.”