Dave & Vinny: Mondays

Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse Pub.

“Dave you have a bit of a sour puss on you tonight, what’s up?”
Vinny sipped his pint.
“Will to be honest Vinny I have a lot in common with Bob Geldof.”
Dave sipped his pint.
“What you’re unkempt and you like to beg people for donations live on TV?”
Dave laughed.
“No mate I don’t like f*cking Mondays.”
“I’d say you’re in the majority there my old mucker but a smile makes the day go easier doesn’t it.”
“Have you been reading your self-help books again Vinny?”
“Maybe.”