Dave & Vinny: Knowledge
Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse Pub.
“Dave true knowledge is like a fine wine. You must sip it and savour it slowly before swallowing.”
Vinny sipped his pint.
Dave gave Vinny a perplexed look then sipped his pint.
“Well Vinny from my extensive knowledge I can tell that you ate Chinese last night?”
“That’s amazing Dave! How did you?”
“Because you sound like a bloody fortune cookie.”