Dave & Vinny: Knowledge

Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse Pub.

“Dave true knowledge is like a fine wine. You must sip it and savour it slowly before swallowing.”

Vinny sipped his pint.

Dave gave Vinny a perplexed look then sipped his pint.

“Well Vinny from my extensive knowledge I can tell that you ate Chinese last night?”

“That’s amazing Dave! How did you?”

“Because you sound like a bloody fortune cookie.”