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Dave & Vinny: Excommunicate

Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse pub.

Vinny sat down sulkily with his pint.
"What’s up Vin?" Asked Dave.
"Ken threatened to excommunicate me from the pub."
"Why mate?"
"I said his new guest ale tasted like an orangutan had washed his scrotum with it."
"Ah, yes that’d do it."

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