Dave & Vinny: Erotica
Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse pub.
"Listen to this Dave: Nick was larruping Laurie's behind and she was mewling with delight."
"What on earth are you reading Vin?"
"Someone left an erotica novel on our table."
"There's nothing erotic about this pub except maybe the exit."
Ken glared over at them.