Dave & Vinny: Freebie

Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse pub.
“Vinny I think Ken is dying.”
“What? Why?”
Dave sipped his pint.
“He gave me a free pint.”
Vinny sipped his pint.
“I admit this is worrying behaviour but there is an explanation.”
“Oh?”
“He empties the slop trays on a Monday.”
Dave went pale.

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