Dave & Vinny: Carpet.

Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse Pub.

“I’ve never really looked at the carpet here Vinny.”

Dave sipped his pint.

“To tell you the truth Dave, I try really hard not to look at it.”


“You eat the bar snacks here. Hygiene for Ken is something that happens to other people.”



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