Dave & Vinny: Bald Men

Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse Pub

“Do you think that bald men are more virile Dave?”

Vinny sipped his pint.

“I’m not sure Vin, ask baldy Daz over there.”

Dave sipped his pint.

Vinny went over to ask. He came back looking pale.

“He says if I buy him a pint he’ll show me.”

Dave laughed.

“That’s either the worst chat up line ever or he’s an opportunist.”

Audio version: https://youtu.be/xls96pDL1AM



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Darren is a short story and novella writer. He likes tall tales that have humour and heart. He’ll occasionally bring you poetry and financial blog posts.