Dave and Vinny: Bankers
Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse pub.

"I went to the bank today."
"How soul destroying for you Dave."

Vinny sipped his pint.
"I know Vinny. The queue was massive. So this woman comes up to me and says I can pay my money into this machine."

Dave sipped his pint.
"What did you say?"
"I said the only machine I’m feeding is the jukebox at the Rampant Horse."

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Darren is a short story and novella writer. He likes tall tales that have humour and heart. He’ll occasionally bring you poetry and financial blog posts.