Daily Writing Prompt: Sugarcoat

Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse pub.

"Don't sugarcoat it Vinny why am I still single."
Vinny sipped his pint.
"Well Dave you're boring, fat, you have bad breath and spend all of your time in here instead of mixing with interesting intelligent people."
Dave sipped his pint.
"I'd like to be able to argue against that!"