Cosmic Rollercoaster

Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse pub.

" Dave, you ever get the feeling that life is just a journey and we're just passengers on some kind of grand cosmic rollercoaster ride and any moment we are going to be upside down and screaming?"
Vinny sipped his pint.
Dave thought a moment and looked over at the barman.
"Ken, for love of God stop giving Vinny scrumpy!"