“Captain the comms officer has got herself stuck in a cave on Thetacon V. Request permission to launch an away mission?”
“What again? I swear that woman is always getting stuck…
Dave & Vinny: Quiz Night
Quiz night, the pub was silent as the quiz master read out the last question.
"In politics who referred to a coalition of chaos?”
Vinny chuckled…
Dave and Vinny: Bankers
Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse pub.
"I went to the bank today."
"How soul destroying for you Dave."
Vinny sipped his pint.
"I know Vinny. The queue was…
Longcroft Esate, Rampant Horse Pub.
“What was your favourite part of growing up Dave?”
Vinny sipped his pint.
“Well Vin there’s so much to choose from but off the top…
“Captain, our phasers are having no effect on the Clangins battle cruiser!”
“Then use the Photonical torpedoes.”
“Not doing much good either.”
“Then bloody alternate until you’ve worn them down!”
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